After my sister told me my hair looks like Justin Bieber’s, I immediately marched to the get my hair done. Now I look like a douche. I hate the bagong-gupit look. I’d rather go with the bagong ligo look or the katatapos lang makipag-sex look. Heh.
Me: Try calling him.
Friend: Pobre lang me.
Me: Your mom's phone.
Friend: Smart lang.
Me: Your dad's.
Friend: Smart lang din.
Me: Commit suicide.
Donde esta el amor?!
Fuck these neighbors
they’re playing “I’M A HUSTLER! I’M A I’M A I’M A HUSTLER!” as though there’s an apocalypse happening tomorrow. I wanna shout, “CAN YOU, HUSTLERS, PLEASE TURN IT DOWN! SOMEBODY NEXT DOOR IS TRYING TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE.” But since I’m a nice person, I’ll just get the fuck out of my house.
When I finally get an SLR,
I will make a portfolio featuring frolicking school girls. Heh heh heh. TO JAPAAAAAN!!!
Penny: Yes, I know men can't fly.
Sheldon: No, no let's assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32ft per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three. equal pieces.
Yo momma so fat, she has satellites orbiting...
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