May 2010
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Haircut.
After my sister told me my hair looks like Justin Bieber’s, I immediately marched to the get my hair done. Now I look like a douche. I hate the bagong-gupit look. I’d rather go with the bagong ligo look or the katatapos lang makipag-sex look. Heh.
May 31st
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Me: Try calling him.
Friend: Pobre lang me.
Me: Your mom's phone.
Friend: Smart lang.
Me: Your dad's.
Friend: Smart lang din.
Me: Commit suicide.
May 30th
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Donde esta el amor?!
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Fuck these neighbors
they’re playing “I’M A HUSTLER! I’M A I’M A I’M A HUSTLER!” as though there’s an apocalypse happening tomorrow. I wanna shout, “CAN YOU, HUSTLERS, PLEASE TURN IT DOWN! SOMEBODY NEXT DOOR IS TRYING TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE.” But since I’m a nice person, I’ll just get the fuck out of my house.
May 29th
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When I finally get an SLR,
I will make a portfolio featuring frolicking school girls. Heh heh heh. TO JAPAAAAAN!!!
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Penny: Yes, I know men can't fly.
Sheldon: No, no let's assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32ft per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three. equal pieces.
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Yo momma so fat, she has satellites orbiting...
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latenightepisodes replied to your post: My mother.. YES! Haha! OMG, I wanted to take Film too! But my mom didnt allow me to. :( Heheh. My mom was like, “BAKA MAGING CAMERA MAN KA LANG!” I was like, “MOTHER!”. lol. But I wanted to say “endure my tuition or I become a camera man!” hahahah.
May 26th
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My mother
told me she’s considering to transfer me to UP-Diliman because it’s cheaper there and my tuition in UST is so freaking pricey my parents wanna kill themselves. I told them if I’m gonna transfer to UP-Diliman, I might as well shift to Film course also because Architecture isn’t really my first choice in the first place. Fuck my life. I’ll just take up Political...
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Reblog with a secret your followers do not know...
lordartworks: lovepop: woostache: leekiseop: mairahh: spinelly: sinlover: lookfar: ka-tastrophe: dongwoonism: I noticed Mir way before I noticed Dongwoon, because he got a lot more limelight, and for a small period of time, he was my favourite maknae. And Dongwoon’s not my first obsession but I’m hoping he’ll be my last. <3 I think I still like a boy called Aaron. I like...
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