April 2009
Question: What EXACTLY is Grimace? :|
crimsontide:
torotot:
(via jhesset-hime)
A taste bud.
Grimace is actually an Alien. He was first seen with 4 hands as an enemy of Ronald McDonalds and friends who steals Milkshakes from them eventually he became one of the good guy and join the bandwagon of th Mcdo and friends (that explains the removal of the 2 extra hands) then after years Mcdo decided to use only one company figure or...
TUMBLR! You're hurting my eyes too much!
A Good Philosophy Joke
crimsontide:
eagle4:
justbesplendid:
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.” Fingers flew,...
This pretty much summarizes my day. →
Darn it! I’ll try to be more careful next time.
Boredom + No money + Holy heat + Parents nagging...
I need a kickass camera. A DSLR. My camera's been...
…care to donate?
when the world tells you you're worthless, fuck...
I read about the after-life but I never really...
When the moonlight hits your bright eyes, I go...
It took 377 years before the Filipinos revolted...
joserizal:
jackofalltwists:
If that’s the case, I would really understand. The pleasure you get when doing it is just irresistible.
pinoytumblr:
The nefarious urge to procrastinate is inherent in all of us, fine Filipinos that we are.
We’re born plurkrastinators.
callmecash:
Jose Rizal: Bukas ko na lang isusulat `yang Noli. Nagpe-Plurk pa `ko!
Andres Bonifacio: Mamaya na kayo, EJ....
I will miss you.
Graduation
Throw your caps Chase your dreams Oh boy, The bittersweet taste Of graduation day It haunts It haunts 2 days before graduation day, my head is spinning like it has an axis and gravity…oh dear gravity, why are you so rude to me?
PLURK, you got me on this one! →
APRIL FOOOLLLSSS!!!
DAMNIT!
:P
Clap your hands if you believe in fairies
Paolo: *claps*
Me: APRIL FOOLS!!!
Paolo: /:)
Me: Fairies. They say they're from the moon.
Paolo: ...
Paolo: that's a new one
Paolo: always thought they were from like the forests or sumtin
Me: No. They're from the moon. I just met one a while ago.
Paolo: ...
Paolo: ohhh
Me: She's very tiny. Very thin. You'd think she's anorexic or something but she said they're like Barbie, they don't eat.
Me: I said huh?
Me: And she said they just vomit little sparkly thing which they rub on their cute tiny wands and that's where they get their magic
Me: Weird but true.
Paolo: awesome
Paolo: magic comes from fairy vomit...
Paolo: o_O
Me: Yeah.
Me: There's a part in Peter Pan where Tinkerbell vomits a lot as though there's no tomorrow because she needs to save Peter from the pirates. But the producers said it'll disgust the kids, so they removed that part
Paolo: =))
Me: Better keep some things confidential, yaknoes.
Me: Sorry for that. Really. I just lost half of my shadow tonight and now I talk like an illiterate who's suffering from some psychological affliction.
Paolo: i briefly had this mental image of an itsy bitsy fairy vomitin
Q&A answers :D
asiana:
zombienovela Multimedia Arts in CSB.
livingdoll, noomie and omegadog Just put a question mark at the end of your title post or posts and there will be a checkbox (under advanced options) saying ‘Let people answer this’, check it and voila, your own question thinggymajig. It won’t work if you don’t add a question mark. ;)
got something to ask me?
OOOOHHHHHH…. *drools* O_o...
March 2009
I so fucking want a fucking DSLR!
